Boob. You're a sick man. Check yourself for some disease will ya!

Posted by terrance, 07:47 AM October 9, 2008

We are a dream team Boob. Tag team champions of the world. back in the day it used to be that I set the example for you to follow, now the student has become the teacher. brings a tear to my eye. helluva summer, with many great seasons to go.

Posted by Wall-E (Apparently), 04:41 PM August 31, 2008

Oh boob... i think i gained a whole new respect for you bud... way to take a few of the Ugo's away from us respectable folk... you're a real team player

Posted by Ivy, 08:20 PM August 28, 2008

this episode made me think of all the times ive been at treehouse and all the memories i remember and dont remember. one night in particular stood out in my mind when i watched this episode. For the most part my memories of treehouse are all blurred into one. i couldnt tell you which pregame went with what night at treehouse, i couldnt tell you which day each story took place, i coudlnt tell you how many girls ive hit on and how many have shut me down or how many ive picked up(i do know the percentage of girls shutting me down is far far greater then the percentage of girls ive picked up lol) And this story is no exception but i remember more then usual about this one so i will tell it. What i do remember is that it was during the time in the start of the summer when all the bars had their patios extended onto oullette so whenever that was is when this happened. i was in my usual position with my elbows on the bar throwing jager bomb after jager bomb into my mouth. i remember at one point this girl came up to me who i use to work with and i hadnt seen in a while so we started talking and the conversation was the usual small talk and i was drunk and didnt really want to waste my time anymore so i was just very straight forward with her(not that i have anything against her or dont like her, shes actually a really nice girl but im a man on a mission at treehouse and that mission is to pick up skanks)
me- "so u got a boyfreind"
girl- "yes i do"
me- "are u faithful to him?"
girl- "yes, obviously"
me- "are u gonna cheat on him with me?"
girl- "no, definetly not"
The only reason why i remember this conversation even happening is because we will run into her again later in the story. Anyway after that i went back to my normal routine of doing jager bombs and hitting on girls that would come up beside me. it really wasnt going very well (like usual) so i thought id take a stroll around the bar and look for my buddy Wall-E. Our treehouse routine is prety much the same, get there, seperate and regroup every once and a while to get each others status. he was doing alot better then i was this night and had a girl with him. I started talking to them and then her freind came over. i could of been 100 jager bombs deep and i would still remember this girl. She was like nothing i had ever seen before. (at this point you probably have an image of a prety hot girl in your head) but that is NOT THE CASE. she was AWFUL. She had a good 2 or 3 inches on my 6 foot frame and a good 30-40 pounds on my 200 lbs. She introduced herself to me and i dont remember her name. SHe was basically a white girl version of Shrek so that is what we will call her. So the 4 of us all started talking and the longer we are talking the more and more i am hitting on her. I wish i could remember what we talked about but i really dont remember any of it. Sorry. I do remember making out with her which i would not have a problem with except for the fact that we were in a very busy bar with alot of girls who knew me and i didnt really want them seeing this. I remember one of my buddies coming up to me as me and 'WhiteShrek" were holding hands and making out.
freind- "hey whats up, whos your freind"
me- "this is my boo" and then i kissed her
freind- "hahaha alright man"
More small talk, more jager bombs, and me and Wall-E brought up going to his place with the girls and they agreed. We went outside and me and 'WhiteShrek' were standing in the extended patio and this guy who she must of knew came up to us. He was a fat douchebag lookin kind of guy in a gay suit. We will call him FatDouchebag
WhiteShrek- "hey whats up"
FatDouchebag- "whos that?" looking at me
WhiteShrek- "Oh hes just my freind, were leaving"
FatDouchebag- "your not actually going home with that loser are you?"

Now im not cocky in the least bit but i am prety sure i was better looking then that guy and i am positive i was definetly wayyy better looking then her so this comment didnt really bother me to much because i knew she was gross and i just wanted to have sex with her. The funny part is i did however tell Wall-E who then got a bouncer to kick the guy out just for calling me a loser. Whos the loser now FatDouchebag? haha so the 4 of us started walking across the street. me and my boo hand in hand. and the freind from before who has the boyfreind called my name so i ran over
girl- "what are you doing?"
me- "im leaving"
girl- "why the hell are holding hands with that girl"
me- "cuz i wanna bang her"
girl- "but shes so ugly, you could do so much better then that, my one freind thinks your really hot"
me- "is ur freind gonna have sex with me?"
girl- "i dont know, probably not"
So that prety much ended that conversation and i walked back to WhiteShrek and the 4 of us started walking to the TBQ parking lot. I knew i was going to be hooking up with this girl and it was going to be gross but there was no turning back now. As we were walking, something happened, and that something actually makes this hook up worth while. it started absolutely pouring, the rain came out of no where and it was coming down hard. We were right on the corner where Honest Lawyer was but on the sidewalk walking towards the parking lot and the 2 girls were freaking out about getting soaked so they ran into a little corner right where that big huge pole is on the side of Lawyer so the 4 of us were jammed in there trying to wait out the rain and me and WhiteShrek started making out and i was getting kind of sick of it at this point but i had to suck it up and then out of no where she undid my pants and started playing with my wang. Well this is prety sweet i thought, getting a handjob on the sidewalk. Then i thought id go for more so i put up her skirt and started touching her privates. Then i thought well why not might as well go for it all. So i moved in close and lifted up her skirt a bit and put her panties to the side and next thing i know we are having sex. Standing up against a pole on the sidewalk where people were walking by. I was prety sneaky about the movements but if anyone took the time to look you could easily tell we were having sex. im prety sure a few people said something as they were walking by. The funny part was that she was taller then me so i was on my tippy toes haha. So i didnt have sex with her for very long but long enough to say i did. I dont even remember why we stopped but whatever. After we did, Wall-E turned to me and right in front of the two of them he asked
Wall-E- "you just had sex with her, didnt you?"
me- "haha yah"
Wall-E "well im almost positive my girls not gonna have sex with me so u wanna get out of here?"
me- "haha yah sure"
and we looked at them, turned around and got a nice brisk jogging going. I dont remember if we made it back to treehouse in time for last call but i like to think we did because that would just complete the night. And that was the last i ever saw of WhiteShrek. But I will always think of her when i see that big orange pole on the sidewalk outside Lawyer

Posted by Boob, 12:07 AM August 26, 2008